Step 1: While feeding Hogs, notice the male has ear mites. Determine they are bad enough to need medication..
Step 2: Return to the house and make a large peanut butter sandwich. Inject enough Ivermectin into the bread to treat an eight hundred pound pig.
Step 3: Smell it and decide to drench it in Maple syrup to help mask the medicine even more.
Step 4: Walk away to give David instructions for feeding the sandwich to the pig.
Step 5: Return to find Cody leaning over the plate, watch as sandwich and drool flies out of his mouth as he attempts to tell you that your sandwich tastes like a turd.
Step 6: Resist the urge to tell Cody what you are really thinking at that moment.
Step 7: Fail at step six.
Step 8: Instruct Cody to spit the sandwich out immediately and rinse his mouth.
Step 9: Rest in the knowledge that both Amish People and Third World Countries use Ivermectin on their children.
Step 10: Think about sending Cody to a third world country.
Step 11: Be astonished that you are no longer astonished that Cody has an iron stomach and survived.... yet again.